Ferrovax Facts

Years ago, Ferrovax decided to indulge himself and smoke a nice cigar. He is now permanently banned from the town of Peshtigo, Wisconsin.

That little spell Ferrovax used to nearly flatten Harry Dresden wasn't really a spell at all; he just squinted.

The only reason Ferrovax isn't glorified in myths and legends is due to the widespread eardrum ruptures that tend to occur when he is mentioned.

A island fire god once challenged Ferrovax to a contest to see who could produce the most impressive display of fire magic. Being a gentleman (gentledragon?), Ferrovax let the local deity go first. The fire god unleashed a terrifying display of magical might, and set the surrounding ocean ablaze. The angry seas churned and boiled, belching flame as if a hundred undersea volcanoes were erupting at once. Ferrovax, not to be outdone, flew to the top of the islands only mountain and unleashed a good half of his draconic power. Nowadays, we know that mountain as Krakatoa.

A few of the more powerful fae, in a rare moment of cooperation, thought it would be great fun slapping a saddle on Ferrovax and riding him through the Nevernever. They ended up flying throughout the Nevernever, though their different chunks and pieces understandably went in different directions.

Not once has a maiden been rescued from Ferrovax. It's not because knights can never defeat him, though that certainly is the case; The maidens just never want to leave. All Ferrovax has to do is sit in the corner and giggle as the knights get rejected one by one.

The only thing Ferrovax has a bit of trouble with is getting a proper meal. Being a civilized dragon, he prefers to cook his prey before eating it. The trouble is, when he uses his draconic breath to roast his meal, the meat tends to come out plasma.

Swords and lances turn away from Ferrovax's hide out of respect.

Ferrovax makes the Hellhound play fetch.

Ferrovax can fell opponents by cracking his knuckles.

The only reason Harry is still walking is because Ferrovax respects a man whose first instinct in a stressful situation is to set people on fire.

Ferrovax's claws are able to cut through diamond, yet are able to cleanly slice through a tomato. Or they would, if they didn't keep exploding on contact with his awesomeness.

Ferrovax and Mac McAnally walk into a bar. The bar promptly ascends to a higher state of being due to the concentration of win. Local experts on this sort of thing were baffled, and many were heard mumbling something about the number 9000 under their breath.

When Ferrovax was but a little hatchling, he was frequently picked on by many his peers. Ever wonder why there aren't any other dragons left?

Ferrovax frowns upon your shenanigans. Unless they involve fire and smart-mouthed wizards. Then he wholeheartedly approves.

The people of Atlantis used to give annual sacrifices to the great dragon. One day, their high priest went "You know what? Screw that guy". Ferrovax did not take that particular rejection well.

Most earthquakes are caused by Ferrovax getting mildly annoyed.

The Leviathan of myth is Ferrovax's malnourished runt of a baby brother. The Midgard Serpent Jörmungandr is his severely stunted cousin.